[At dinner one night in Alaçatı.]
Me: I don't know whyyy, but I've been craving octopus all day.
Mom: Hmm.
Me: Oooh! They have some on the menu. Shall we order the one with tomatoes, peppers, and cumin, the one grilled, or the salad?
Dad: The one with cumin. Sounds interesting.
[It's brought out. The above photo is taken.]
Mom: Hmm.
Dad: Well!
Kaylin: [Silence.]
Me: Ok, Dad, you go first.
Dad: Ok. [Chews.] Tastes good.
Me: Ok. Tastes like chicken, sort of. But - good! Mom? Aren't you going to have any?
Mom: Hmm.
Me: Mom?
Mom: Hmm.
Me: Mom...come on. I tried the liver you ordered the other night, even though you knew I think it always smells (and therefore tastes) like dog food. Come on. Just try it.
Kaylin: [Still silent. She had already declared that she wasn't in the mood for seafood.]
Mom: Hmm. Well. But...but - it's just...so...big! I've had octopus, but not like that. Hmm...hmm. Ok. Well...ok. [She takes the smallest bite possible, wincing as she chews.] Hmm. [Cough] Hmm. [Cough.] Ok. That's enough. [Cough.] You can have this bit back.
Me: Haha..ok. No, that's fine. You can keep it.
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